Doctor Reacts To FUNNIEST Onion Medical Headlines
I've been a fan of The Onion for many years. For those of you unfamiliar, the onion is a satirical newspaper that focuses on current events. I have seen it trick people on Facebook before. Anyway, let's enjoy a nice laugh during a difficult time such as this.
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A comment and a question. Some years back I had a brain hemorrhage due to undiagnosed hypertension. When I was released from the hospital I was prescribed a medication new to the market. Only one reason for it to be prescribed and my insurance company denied it because the doctor did not give the specific reason on why he was prescribing it. After me the pharmacist and the doctor arguing with the insurance company I finally got the prescription. Now on to my question. I assumed my headache from the hemorrhage was due to blood filling between the skull and the brain putting pressure on it. I recently discovered the brain does not have pain receptors. How and why was I suffering migraine level headaches then?
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Ok, but is it not BETTER to eat nutritious, low fat foods, well past the point of feeling full as opposed to low nutrient, high fat foods well past the point of feeling full?
Ok I have a question. I need this one answered faster than my other questions. Do the wart remover bandaids work? Also how long does it take? I am about 13 and have a wart growing on the side of my big toe. And I dont want to go to a doctor and get it freezed and removed because I get scared easy and Im scared it might hurt. P.S The wart is about the size of a bead. Not the huge onesXD
Doctor Mike, have you ever killed a patient on purpose?
The Onion articles are becoming less and less ridiculous as the years go by.
2:25 YEAH, "YOU TO GUY WHO ATE THE BAT IN 2019!!!
This is how many timed he has said chest compressions
I remember 9 y/o me sitting in the treatment room at a hospital with my fractured ankle, having med students looking at my xray trying to figure out what I have lol
Us still leads world with highest density of Kevin's I mean that's just true 😂😂😂
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Look at Dr. Mike looking like Harry Potter's hot older brother.
My volumes not working, but hes a doctor, all those headlines must be legit.
The witness protection one is more of a cop joke than a medical joke
Basically, patients can hold doctors hostage with a bad review
I have hade a very bad planters wart before I wonder what it was caused by
When he was talking about finding the right doctor I couldn’t help but laugh. My hubby is military. I’ve never had the same doctor on base. Never.
I think it's funny that when dr.mike watches a funny video and explains things. People always make a hundred times over, the "this is like the moment when you show your parent a joke and it becomes a lecture" joke. It's like. He knows it's a joke. He's just giving a little fun lesson to make things a little education.
when i was around 1.5 years old, i had a BAD doctor i got the Pediatrician i have now, the second my doctor for right now saw my symptoms. I literally just had to have my tonsoles removed.
“Nutrionists reveal humans with proper diet should not be defecating” *I know we are facing challenging times* Me: yes, yes indeed 💩
I mean. Some of their articles are true. Just very menial
response to shitty reviews: "Hi. Unfortunately, I cannot correct the mistakes in my patient's claims, because of HIPPA. All I can say is that I did what I believed to be best according to the knowledge gathered through X years of medical degree plus Y years of actual practice until today. Unfortunately, the patient got offended at my disagreeing with their 'googled in 5 minutes' diagnosis and prescription."
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No offence.... but Sometimes I question how Mike became a doctor lmao
1:38 dude everyone who just stubbed their toe
Let it loose a little bit Literal people: No masks!!!
North Korea.... used an Onion article... to justify hate towards America.... and then this government did the same thing with a different article...
I wish my doctor was like you 🤣 I'm from the UK and my doctor seems genuinely annoyed i came in. Sidenote this is probably also why i ignored a kidney infection and then got really ill I think NHS doctors seem to be paid to say how they can't help you.
the US health system is terrifying
I was like this guy doesn’t seem very bright for a doctor but then I realized he’s just a DO lmao
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does it help that my mom is a doctor? srsly
The Onion is satirical??!!! It's been my finest news source for the past ten years!!!
Same !?
Healthcare in the US is so strange when compared to how we do it in Europe/Netherlands
chest compresions
My dad wouldn't let me get a video game because of an article on a satire website like this one. He wouldn't admit he was wrong until he found it out for himself two weeks after I told him. Gosh I love parents!
funny video bro 😎
wait... I WASN'T already subscribed to Do!?!?!?!?!? Fixed that just now, and turned on the notifications.
Pls sell merch t.shirts with chest compressions! Chest compressions! Chest compressions! 👏💪
this video personifies r/woooosh
The overly white teeth thing is so true! Why do you guys want your teeth that white 😂 They’re like blindingly white!
not the onion😂😂😅
I can't count to 21 using my fingers alone, i need to use my toes as well.
As a man, I have a box at home full of accumulated Rolexes and class rings. Where's a good place to have them appraised?
So how many toes have you froze off yourself
I am dead this made me laugh twice more then memes🤣🤣🤣🤣
4:39 right in 4:46 i had a ad that says english is my second lau language 😂😂
Person gets switched as a baby, gets switched back 80 years later at same hospital
Regarding their satire news, Some of their Headlines Became true. Like the one where a Student was proud to graduate from "Miami Uni" and left in crippling dept with no marketable skills. This became ironically true, due the "gender studies Bachelor degrees" which are useless in the job market. Not forgetting the Woke Culture, with safe-spaces
Hey doc, did you ever kill a patient in purpose? :)
6:20 I was the first patient in Australian history to have a Cobb's Collar corrected. Apparently there was an extremely large gathering around the table/theatre observing while the specialist from the UK operated. Incidentally they muffed it and I was on the table for 8 hours and in the hospital for nearly a month. I didn't realise how badly they muffed it until my son had the same condition 25 years later (it's congenital) and it was treated with day surgery
My doctor is my moms old highschool friend and she is my whole fams doctor😂😂😂😄😄⬇❤
0:10 “I thought it was time for us to let it loose” Perhaps not the best choice of words after that poop joke :P
This video made my teeth itch
@Milky TV 😂😂😂
You should scratch them 👁️👄👁️
8:21 he looks like he didn’t even use them because someone’s heart stopped. He looks like he just wen’t up to a random patient and yelled clear before shocking them.
happy new year
Doctor Mike: PEEWOOP Subtitles: BEEP
i should be sleeping but here i am
>"...the goal is to have the least amount of illness possible" ...but isn't it also important for people to be sick at least occasionally in order to build up a healthy immune system?
Where can I find a doctor that can help me contract the most illnesses possible?
does anyone else say it plan-ter wart because I've always said plant-er wart
I guess we know why Dr. Mike's always sitting in his videos. He has no toes.
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Regarding Plantar Warts, I had a nasty case of it, to the point where the Air Force medical community was talking about minor surgery to remove them. One ARMY physician suggested using a Smallpox vaccine, given that Plantar Warts are a virus, so why not fight a virus with a vaccine. Dang if it didn't work! Now, I understand that it might be the same thing as using a potato to rub on a wart and then burying the potato, i.e., placebo effect, but it worked far better than surgery!
Nobody:paitents heart cut out Dr mike:what are u doing chest compressions chest compressions chest compressions.
Oh I had a planter wart it was awful
Healthy and natural teeth have pearl white color
"Pooping is great" -Doctor Mike 2020
Plot twist: every thing the onion makes is REAL NEWS
you know you've moved into fanboy territory when you WAIT for doctor mike to say "poop"
yikes i think my grandfather needed a defibrillator cause his artificial heart stopped :(
Apparently they wear tinted glasses as professionals can still tell if you have a good hand based on your pupils or something? They dilate if you have a good hand and are excited
Dr. Mike in every single video of him: Chest Compressions Chest Compressions CHEST COMPRESSIONS!!!
Is a fydney a f-ing kidney? Am i parented too badly?
Doctor Mike is real-life J.D. from Scrubs.
ngl we do make fun of americans and their white teeth lol
The sunglasses are so people can't see their eyes Because tells And you won't see the cards because they're usually face down on the table
That's why medicine commercials are so disgusting If your doctor doesn't suggest a medication, you probably don't need it
The fact that you didn't get one of the jokes makes me doubt your ability to diagnose me.
My dr would trick the residents because my heart is on the right side of my chest instead of the left and he would always get them find my heart so mean. Haha
:43 is the surgeon equivalent to people walking around with their noses outside of their masks.
“Pooping is great...” - Doctor Mike
5:28 just mark them with a marker while they're coming out.
I know a doctor here in germany that is a primary care physician and a vet who does surgery his reviews are actually really great if i lived near his practice wouldnt mind checking it out
you probably heard this over and over again...but youre sooooo cute and hot..... sorry...im shallow
" Ask them straight up if they've ever killed a patient on purpose" Me who just watched him eradicate the entire population in Plague Inc.: ............
I still recall the Onion's version of President Bush's inaugural address, telling us of the end of "Our Long National Nightmare of Peace and Prosperity". How true, how true: "During the 40-minute speech, Bush also promised to bring an end to the severe war drought that plagued the nation under Clinton, assuring citizens that the U.S. will engage in at least one Gulf War-level armed conflict in the next four years."
Bill Bruford, Brit and drummer for the rock band "YES," said in his book (humorously) that he married his American girlfriend because she had American teeth.
Funny thing about Alex Jones. He was right about the water turning frogs “gay”. It’s truly a weird story.
And the people being like oh man boop battery charge low please insert a charger.
I had colonoscopy done at a teaching hospital. The Indian Doctor doing the procedure was accomplished by two med students. He kept saying “Oh my”. And “Are you seeing this”. A few minutes in he paused, and sent the students to, “Get the Others, they must see this”. I’m starting to get nervous, wondering what is so strange he needs “The others”, and worrying about what terrible thing he has found. Finally there about ten of them in there. And the Doctor informs them that he wanted them to see this, because, “This is wonderful. Never have I seen such a healthy colon. It is beautiful.” I immediately felt better.
Hey doctor mike I was wondering if you go to a doctor or just do it yourself
@Doctor Mike lol the reflective glasses are supposed to be so you can't see their reactions and figure out their poker face. Didn't work for my friend against me at varsity though lol. Neither did his pretentious suit. He was just a bad dealer and a bad shuffler and didn't listen at all when I told him he kept dealing the same cycle of bad cards to himself and good cards to me and got angry when I even offered to deal. So I unwillingly won repeatedly because toxic masculinity as he was determined to go down in flames rather than take help or advice lol.
U get pedicures?
Currently watching this while doing a shit.
Problem, there is always one that is not fake. (Insurance not paying)
That insurance thing is honestly true here in the US
Man it would be neat if you could leave reviews on doctors. Definitely had quite a rough time
If you like The Onion you might also like News Thump. It is a similar UK based publication.
ok security tags on babies is smart but now it looks like they're on house arrest for baby crimes
You bit the onion