Doctor Reacts To FUNNIEST Onion Medical Headlines

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I've been a fan of The Onion for many years. For those of you unfamiliar, the onion is a satirical newspaper that focuses on current events. I have seen it trick people on Facebook before. Anyway, let's enjoy a nice laugh during a difficult time such as this.
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  • A comment and a question. Some years back I had a brain hemorrhage due to undiagnosed hypertension. When I was released from the hospital I was prescribed a medication new to the market. Only one reason for it to be prescribed and my insurance company denied it because the doctor did not give the specific reason on why he was prescribing it. After me the pharmacist and the doctor arguing with the insurance company I finally got the prescription. Now on to my question. I assumed my headache from the hemorrhage was due to blood filling between the skull and the brain putting pressure on it. I recently discovered the brain does not have pain receptors. How and why was I suffering migraine level headaches then?

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    Anahi MontanoAnahi Montano8 tuntia sitten
  • Ok, but is it not BETTER to eat nutritious, low fat foods, well past the point of feeling full as opposed to low nutrient, high fat foods well past the point of feeling full?

    Ysabella HallYsabella Hall8 tuntia sitten
  • Ok I have a question. I need this one answered faster than my other questions. Do the wart remover bandaids work? Also how long does it take? I am about 13 and have a wart growing on the side of my big toe. And I dont want to go to a doctor and get it freezed and removed because I get scared easy and Im scared it might hurt. P.S The wart is about the size of a bead. Not the huge onesXD

    Mister PhantMister PhantPäivä sitten
  • Doctor Mike, have you ever killed a patient on purpose?

    Aaron TangAaron TangPäivä sitten
  • The Onion articles are becoming less and less ridiculous as the years go by.

    Axiom SteelAxiom SteelPäivä sitten
  • 2:25 YEAH, "YOU TO GUY WHO ATE THE BAT IN 2019!!!

    someonesomeone2 päivää sitten
  • This is how many timed he has said chest compressions

    12321bean12321bean2 päivää sitten
  • I remember 9 y/o me sitting in the treatment room at a hospital with my fractured ankle, having med students looking at my xray trying to figure out what I have lol

    AnnaAnna2 päivää sitten
  • Us still leads world with highest density of Kevin's I mean that's just true 😂😂😂

    Anton TresoorAnton Tresoor4 päivää sitten
  • ❤️❤️❤️

    Shashi KashyapShashi Kashyap5 päivää sitten
  • Look at Dr. Mike looking like Harry Potter's hot older brother.

    Not a GamerNot a Gamer5 päivää sitten
  • My volumes not working, but hes a doctor, all those headlines must be legit.

    mrpickledick llcmrpickledick llc6 päivää sitten
  • The witness protection one is more of a cop joke than a medical joke

    E-LilliE-Lilli6 päivää sitten
  • Basically, patients can hold doctors hostage with a bad review

    Ferdinand KurniawanFerdinand Kurniawan7 päivää sitten
  • I have hade a very bad planters wart before I wonder what it was caused by

    AnimalsForDayzAnimalsForDayz8 päivää sitten
  • When he was talking about finding the right doctor I couldn’t help but laugh. My hubby is military. I’ve never had the same doctor on base. Never.

    Danielle RuddDanielle Rudd8 päivää sitten
  • I think it's funny that when dr.mike watches a funny video and explains things. People always make a hundred times over, the "this is like the moment when you show your parent a joke and it becomes a lecture" joke. It's like. He knows it's a joke. He's just giving a little fun lesson to make things a little education.

    Krisy MacKrisy Mac8 päivää sitten
  • when i was around 1.5 years old, i had a BAD doctor i got the Pediatrician i have now, the second my doctor for right now saw my symptoms. I literally just had to have my tonsoles removed.

    Conner LaValleyConner LaValley8 päivää sitten
  • “Nutrionists reveal humans with proper diet should not be defecating” *I know we are facing challenging times* Me: yes, yes indeed 💩

    Shivani VimalShivani Vimal8 päivää sitten
  • I mean. Some of their articles are true. Just very menial

    NerdlingNerdling9 päivää sitten
  • response to shitty reviews: "Hi. Unfortunately, I cannot correct the mistakes in my patient's claims, because of HIPPA. All I can say is that I did what I believed to be best according to the knowledge gathered through X years of medical degree plus Y years of actual practice until today. Unfortunately, the patient got offended at my disagreeing with their 'googled in 5 minutes' diagnosis and prescription."

    MidnightStMidnightSt9 päivää sitten
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    Javier ChavezJavier Chavez9 päivää sitten
  • No offence.... but Sometimes I question how Mike became a doctor lmao

    ThatLastWaffle Gaming And MoreThatLastWaffle Gaming And More9 päivää sitten
  • 1:38 dude everyone who just stubbed their toe

    Tuba’dTuba’d11 päivää sitten
  • Let it loose a little bit Literal people: No masks!!!

    Ender NamikazeEnder Namikaze11 päivää sitten
  • North Korea.... used an Onion article... to justify hate towards America.... and then this government did the same thing with a different article...

    Roger ArguetaRoger Argueta12 päivää sitten
  • I wish my doctor was like you 🤣 I'm from the UK and my doctor seems genuinely annoyed i came in. Sidenote this is probably also why i ignored a kidney infection and then got really ill I think NHS doctors seem to be paid to say how they can't help you.

    armishraverarmishraver12 päivää sitten
  • the US health system is terrifying

    Andy fAndy f12 päivää sitten
  • I was like this guy doesn’t seem very bright for a doctor but then I realized he’s just a DO lmao

    TheSwedishBadgerTheSwedishBadger12 päivää sitten
    • 😐

      Milky TVMilky TV12 päivää sitten
  • does it help that my mom is a doctor? srsly

    Universal DirpUniversal Dirp12 päivää sitten
  • The Onion is satirical??!!! It's been my finest news source for the past ten years!!!

    Holly PerrinHolly Perrin12 päivää sitten
    • Same !?

      Milky TVMilky TV12 päivää sitten
  • Healthcare in the US is so strange when compared to how we do it in Europe/Netherlands

    FearGFXFearGFX12 päivää sitten
  • chest compresions

    WAT DOKWAT DOK13 päivää sitten
  • My dad wouldn't let me get a video game because of an article on a satire website like this one. He wouldn't admit he was wrong until he found it out for himself two weeks after I told him. Gosh I love parents!

    Duz_Machines _84Duz_Machines _8413 päivää sitten
  • funny video bro 😎

    memeking 258memeking 25814 päivää sitten
  • wait... I WASN'T already subscribed to Do!?!?!?!?!? Fixed that just now, and turned on the notifications.

    Elisa OliveiraElisa Oliveira14 päivää sitten
  • Pls sell merch t.shirts with chest compressions! Chest compressions! Chest compressions! 👏💪

    Donna SteelDonna Steel14 päivää sitten
  • this video personifies r/woooosh

    saanchi ashwathsaanchi ashwath15 päivää sitten
  • The overly white teeth thing is so true! Why do you guys want your teeth that white 😂 They’re like blindingly white!

    Eva SigurdardottirEva Sigurdardottir15 päivää sitten
  • not the onion😂😂😅

    Shalom MugenziShalom Mugenzi15 päivää sitten
  • I can't count to 21 using my fingers alone, i need to use my toes as well.

    Mary Sweet BellMary Sweet Bell16 päivää sitten
  • As a man, I have a box at home full of accumulated Rolexes and class rings. Where's a good place to have them appraised?

    MPH MPHMPH MPH16 päivää sitten
  • So how many toes have you froze off yourself

    Victor ClabaughVictor Clabaugh16 päivää sitten
  • I am dead this made me laugh twice more then memes🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Aditi GuptaAditi Gupta16 päivää sitten
  • 4:39 right in 4:46 i had a ad that says english is my second lau language 😂😂

    Livka PetkovaLivka Petkova16 päivää sitten
  • Person gets switched as a baby, gets switched back 80 years later at same hospital

    percivalpercival16 päivää sitten
  • Regarding their satire news, Some of their Headlines Became true. Like the one where a Student was proud to graduate from "Miami Uni" and left in crippling dept with no marketable skills. This became ironically true, due the "gender studies Bachelor degrees" which are useless in the job market. Not forgetting the Woke Culture, with safe-spaces

    darknessbladedarknessblade17 päivää sitten
  • Hey doc, did you ever kill a patient in purpose? :)

    DacryphiliaDacryphilia17 päivää sitten
  • 6:20 I was the first patient in Australian history to have a Cobb's Collar corrected. Apparently there was an extremely large gathering around the table/theatre observing while the specialist from the UK operated. Incidentally they muffed it and I was on the table for 8 hours and in the hospital for nearly a month. I didn't realise how badly they muffed it until my son had the same condition 25 years later (it's congenital) and it was treated with day surgery

    Michael WolffMichael Wolff17 päivää sitten
  • My doctor is my moms old highschool friend and she is my whole fams doctor😂😂😂😄😄⬇❤

    Natalie_the_Cat- ASMRNatalie_the_Cat- ASMR18 päivää sitten
  • 0:10 “I thought it was time for us to let it loose” Perhaps not the best choice of words after that poop joke :P

    Eric WengEric Weng19 päivää sitten
  • This video made my teeth itch

    Call_me_dipper 14Call_me_dipper 1419 päivää sitten
    • @Milky TV 😂😂😂

      Call_me_dipper 14Call_me_dipper 1412 päivää sitten
    • You should scratch them 👁️👄👁️

      Milky TVMilky TV12 päivää sitten
  • 8:21 he looks like he didn’t even use them because someone’s heart stopped. He looks like he just wen’t up to a random patient and yelled clear before shocking them.

    Blade Master5D1Blade Master5D119 päivää sitten
  • happy new year

    Time lapse DrawingTime lapse Drawing20 päivää sitten
  • Doctor Mike: PEEWOOP Subtitles: BEEP

    Merel LeijnseMerel Leijnse20 päivää sitten
  • i should be sleeping but here i am

    Grace EvansGrace Evans20 päivää sitten
  • >"...the goal is to have the least amount of illness possible" ...but isn't it also important for people to be sick at least occasionally in order to build up a healthy immune system?

    MrHarbltronMrHarbltron20 päivää sitten
  • Where can I find a doctor that can help me contract the most illnesses possible?

    Umbrella WaveUmbrella Wave20 päivää sitten
  • does anyone else say it plan-ter wart because I've always said plant-er wart

    Emma RidleyEmma Ridley20 päivää sitten
  • I guess we know why Dr. Mike's always sitting in his videos. He has no toes.

    jc Pennyjc Penny20 päivää sitten
  • 123,456th like

    ColdshotColdshot21 päivä sitten
  • Regarding Plantar Warts, I had a nasty case of it, to the point where the Air Force medical community was talking about minor surgery to remove them. One ARMY physician suggested using a Smallpox vaccine, given that Plantar Warts are a virus, so why not fight a virus with a vaccine. Dang if it didn't work! Now, I understand that it might be the same thing as using a potato to rub on a wart and then burying the potato, i.e., placebo effect, but it worked far better than surgery!

    Dan AtatakaiDan Atatakai21 päivä sitten
  • Nobody:paitents heart cut out Dr mike:what are u doing chest compressions chest compressions chest compressions.

    moto motomoto moto21 päivä sitten
  • Oh I had a planter wart it was awful

    Lord DarkFluffLord DarkFluff21 päivä sitten
  • Healthy and natural teeth have pearl white color

    Jota EleJota Ele21 päivä sitten
  • "Pooping is great" -Doctor Mike 2020

    PretzelPretzel22 päivää sitten
  • Plot twist: every thing the onion makes is REAL NEWS

    Mox StolpeMox Stolpe22 päivää sitten
  • you know you've moved into fanboy territory when you WAIT for doctor mike to say "poop"

    Cynical MinionCynical Minion22 päivää sitten
  • yikes i think my grandfather needed a defibrillator cause his artificial heart stopped :(

    TeeHeeHeeTeeHeeHee22 päivää sitten
  • Apparently they wear tinted glasses as professionals can still tell if you have a good hand based on your pupils or something? They dilate if you have a good hand and are excited

    Notchella1Notchella122 päivää sitten
  • Dr. Mike in every single video of him: Chest Compressions Chest Compressions CHEST COMPRESSIONS!!!

    Shambhavi DeshpandeShambhavi Deshpande22 päivää sitten
  • Is a fydney a f-ing kidney? Am i parented too badly?

    LuKaLuKa22 päivää sitten
  • Doctor Mike is real-life J.D. from Scrubs.

    TheReaverOfDarknessTheReaverOfDarkness23 päivää sitten
  • ngl we do make fun of americans and their white teeth lol

    TalyaTalya23 päivää sitten
  • The sunglasses are so people can't see their eyes Because tells And you won't see the cards because they're usually face down on the table

    Fenix MeaneyFenix Meaney23 päivää sitten
  • That's why medicine commercials are so disgusting If your doctor doesn't suggest a medication, you probably don't need it

    Fenix MeaneyFenix Meaney23 päivää sitten
  • The fact that you didn't get one of the jokes makes me doubt your ability to diagnose me.

    Flying FoxFlying Fox23 päivää sitten
  • My dr would trick the residents because my heart is on the right side of my chest instead of the left and he would always get them find my heart so mean. Haha

    Maddy NMaddy N23 päivää sitten
  • :43 is the surgeon equivalent to people walking around with their noses outside of their masks.

    waffal66waffal6623 päivää sitten
  • “Pooping is great...” - Doctor Mike

    Taylor T.Taylor T.23 päivää sitten
  • 5:28 just mark them with a marker while they're coming out.

    Michael ScottMichael Scott24 päivää sitten
  • I know a doctor here in germany that is a primary care physician and a vet who does surgery his reviews are actually really great if i lived near his practice wouldnt mind checking it out

    swaggibaum083swaggibaum08324 päivää sitten
  • you probably heard this over and over again...but youre sooooo cute and hot..... shallow

    Annie VasariAnnie Vasari24 päivää sitten
  • " Ask them straight up if they've ever killed a patient on purpose" Me who just watched him eradicate the entire population in Plague Inc.: ............

    Aishi ChatterjeeAishi Chatterjee24 päivää sitten
  • I still recall the Onion's version of President Bush's inaugural address, telling us of the end of "Our Long National Nightmare of Peace and Prosperity". How true, how true: "During the 40-minute speech, Bush also promised to bring an end to the severe war drought that plagued the nation under Clinton, assuring citizens that the U.S. will engage in at least one Gulf War-level armed conflict in the next four years."

    John RandomnessJohn Randomness25 päivää sitten
  • Bill Bruford, Brit and drummer for the rock band "YES," said in his book (humorously) that he married his American girlfriend because she had American teeth.

    Alan AtwoodAlan Atwood25 päivää sitten
  • Funny thing about Alex Jones. He was right about the water turning frogs “gay”. It’s truly a weird story.

    elusiveDEVIANTelusiveDEVIANT25 päivää sitten
  • And the people being like oh man boop battery charge low please insert a charger.

    Nero ClaudiusNero Claudius25 päivää sitten
  • I had colonoscopy done at a teaching hospital. The Indian Doctor doing the procedure was accomplished by two med students. He kept saying “Oh my”. And “Are you seeing this”. A few minutes in he paused, and sent the students to, “Get the Others, they must see this”. I’m starting to get nervous, wondering what is so strange he needs “The others”, and worrying about what terrible thing he has found. Finally there about ten of them in there. And the Doctor informs them that he wanted them to see this, because, “This is wonderful. Never have I seen such a healthy colon. It is beautiful.” I immediately felt better.

    Randall ThomasRandall Thomas26 päivää sitten
  • Hey doctor mike I was wondering if you go to a doctor or just do it yourself

    Barrbrostudios customsBarrbrostudios customs27 päivää sitten
  • @Doctor Mike lol the reflective glasses are supposed to be so you can't see their reactions and figure out their poker face. Didn't work for my friend against me at varsity though lol. Neither did his pretentious suit. He was just a bad dealer and a bad shuffler and didn't listen at all when I told him he kept dealing the same cycle of bad cards to himself and good cards to me and got angry when I even offered to deal. So I unwillingly won repeatedly because toxic masculinity as he was determined to go down in flames rather than take help or advice lol.

    salemandreussalemandreus27 päivää sitten
  • U get pedicures?

    Cole BakerCole Baker27 päivää sitten
  • Currently watching this while doing a shit.

    Mrhead040790Mrhead04079027 päivää sitten
  • Problem, there is always one that is not fake. (Insurance not paying)

    Michael HeiderMichael Heider28 päivää sitten
  • That insurance thing is honestly true here in the US

    Olivia TillemanOlivia Tilleman28 päivää sitten
  • Man it would be neat if you could leave reviews on doctors. Definitely had quite a rough time

    Door SuperstitionDoor Superstition28 päivää sitten
  • If you like The Onion you might also like News Thump. It is a similar UK based publication.

    BigDave15BigDave1529 päivää sitten
  • ok security tags on babies is smart but now it looks like they're on house arrest for baby crimes

    Canned Salad SoupCanned Salad Soup29 päivää sitten
  • You bit the onion

    GabeGabe29 päivää sitten