Roast Me For $1,000 | Doctor Mike

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If you participated in this roast, thank you so much for giving me some good laughs! I think it's important to be able to hear negative critique and to be able to get comfortable with it.
Please submit more burns down below, I just might chime in =]
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  • You were about to say 'Burn on you b**ch', and then you looked at her image and suddenly switched to 'maam'😂😂

    randy lalrinsangarandy lalrinsanga6 tuntia sitten
  • I Would roast you but unlike your videos people are watching

    Zoey FleagleZoey Fleagle14 tuntia sitten
  • Mike said in Russian: Yes, I speak Russian.

    MaddieMaddie23 tuntia sitten
  • Wait, he's russian?.

    Carol TCarol TPäivä sitten
  • Can drinking a lot of coke make your bones break easily?

    Alex ogAlex ogPäivä sitten
  • Dr. Mike you don't have to put up with all of this, do you??? You're awsome and your videos are very informtative. Greetings from Portugal

    gilda cordeirogilda cordeiroPäivä sitten
  • "i dont use pomade, do you see any shine?" yeah boi i can see the reflection of my cat in your sixhead

    Ailo SpjellokAilo Spjellok2 päivää sitten
  • ‘sighs’ “(whispers) BURN”

    SVSV2 päivää sitten
  • 11:46 LMFAO FURBO

    courtney raynecourtney rayne2 päivää sitten
  • you are terrible a texting people

    Bianca Monteiro TavaresBianca Monteiro Tavares2 päivää sitten
  • Beef tips smell great actually

    maddison landmaddison land2 päivää sitten
  • You are like the worm on a hot sidewalk; entirely dried up, and completely useless. Lol, JK, I actually love these videos.

    Moto DropMoto Drop3 päivää sitten
  • Whats with Dr. Mike and his hairline ? I think it looks pretty normal lol

    moofteymooftey3 päivää sitten
  • Honestly this vid was recommended by YT and im really glad because its Fckin HILARIOUS 🤣 Some really nice roasts I love the hairline one I would've voted for it

  • 🙄🙄

    Roma MaryamRoma Maryam3 päivää sitten
  • 0:23

    Shanika ElizabethShanika Elizabeth3 päivää sitten
  • Dr. Mike is the type of guy who would be fine with using an iPhone 4 for the rest of his life

    Charlotte DavisCharlotte Davis3 päivää sitten
  • If you were any more illegitimate, you would be on Dr. Oz.

    TWihlTWihl3 päivää sitten
  • 1:52 My 2 language is spanish and my third is Russian In not Russian approving that cz WHERE IS THE SLAV ACCENT

    Lexos aka alexLexos aka alex3 päivää sitten
  • The Funniest Was "Your shirts are so tight they could give you chest compressions"

    Hridayeshwar bhatiHridayeshwar bhati4 päivää sitten
  • U know russian?! Nice. I'm russian but I cant speak it. Someone: you speak russian? Me: nyet.

    dab man dabidab man dabi4 päivää sitten
  • Is it wrong I laughed at all of them?

    Starlord The HedgehogStarlord The Hedgehog4 päivää sitten
  • "You have a Personality of a my teeth, VERY YELLOW, NOT HAVEN BEEN TAKEN CARE MUCH, AND UGLY AS A DOCTOR CAREER THAT I ALWAYS HATED, also no wonder why you name is "Mike" and your FIstream channel name, "Doctor Mike" when you remind me of "Michael Afton" some of us Fnaf fans call him "Mike" for short. Fun fact, he is rotting corpse like you :) ." You: being a softie* {\__/} {• - •} /

    Esther VelayoEsther Velayo4 päivää sitten
  • Watching dr.Mike's video is similar to watching somebody putting ketchup in a Oreo cookie

    Swastik AuddySwastik Auddy4 päivää sitten
  • 4:28 "Burn on you, b- m'am!" dat save lmao

    Lara GLara G4 päivää sitten
  • *Your life is not a joke. Jokes have meaning.*

    happyhappy5 päivää sitten
  • I’m only here because the pentagon comment made me laugh. Move along.

    T Helene FerraroT Helene Ferraro5 päivää sitten
  • I would rather do my homework than watch your videos(sorry, you wanted a burn)

    Servant of GodServant of God5 päivää sitten
  • You are perfect the way you are

    Harper BurchardHarper Burchard5 päivää sitten
  • THE AMERICAN RED CROSS???????????????????? Bad choice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They are so corrupt in recent times.

    Tami RamosTami Ramos5 päivää sitten
  • Even James Charles is straighter then that hair line

    Jessica PaishJessica Paish5 päivää sitten
  • Plot twist : "Jerry" is the cameraman.

    Daniel ChanDaniel Chan6 päivää sitten
  • I am an engineering student and here I am watching Dr. Mike's videos HAHHAHAHA

    LadyJhanrie PolesticoLadyJhanrie Polestico6 päivää sitten
  • Lowkey one of the only roast videos that I actually found funny... not that I think roasting dr. Mike is funny 😂 but the way he genuinely laughs at them 😂

    Cathie JoannaCathie Joanna6 päivää sitten
  • Why with that finger tho 👇🏼

    Kaylee ConnerKaylee Conner6 päivää sitten
  • 2:16 He didn't get it I don't think.

    FahrenheitFahrenheit6 päivää sitten
  • "Да, я говорю по русски", а акцент то не русский...

    С a tС a t6 päivää sitten
  • "Most accidents happen one mile from your home." He's not wrong if you were born on a highway.

    Saucy JellyblobsSaucy Jellyblobs7 päivää sitten
  • "you have a small StEThoScOpe"

    Zoe SusserZoe Susser7 päivää sitten
  • Jerry should eat more apples 🍎

    OlenkaOlenka7 päivää sitten
  • i shoulda said ummm who you

    Sana RashidSana Rashid8 päivää sitten
  • ¨I would roast you but my mom said I'm not supposed to burn trash.¨ That one is sooo old.

    Dekaiyree ChapmanDekaiyree Chapman8 päivää sitten
  • I would roast you but it’s hard to roast so thing that’s already been burnt

    Lori PlaysLori Plays8 päivää sitten
  • Im not russian but what he said was " yes i do speak russian"

    Gabriel LoraGabriel Lora8 päivää sitten
  • Hold on, is he Russians?

    Royal GarageRoyal Garage8 päivää sitten
  • I might be alone on this, but he kinda reminds me of Lin-Manuel Miranda

    Edie GregoryEdie Gregory8 päivää sitten
  • Waaw les gens sont si méchants envers toi... Je me demande pourquoi

    Maha KacimiMaha Kacimi9 päivää sitten
  • 2:18 ah, so you're the type of guy to wash his hands before taking a shower.

    Cat Loving TrioCat Loving Trio9 päivää sitten
  • Does sponge bob have diesel arms? Lol 😂

    Krista BrownKrista Brown10 päivää sitten
  • My favorite roast: 2:51

    Liv DavisLiv Davis10 päivää sitten
  • Lol... Funny u can't get some people like anonymity

    kleine.blumekleine.blume10 päivää sitten
  • 10:04 69

    Helen GorelikHelen Gorelik10 päivää sitten
  • Holy hell, I thought a girl was down there for a second at 10.44 (In my defense, didn't know he had that dog!)

    Manilka SheranManilka Sheran10 päivää sitten
  • Mike saying “I get lonely” hurt me

    Kate McKennaKate McKenna10 päivää sitten
  • when he spoke in Russian I froze and re watched

    Jai's_worldJai's_world10 päivää sitten

    alicorn uwualicorn uwu11 päivää sitten
  • "how old are you? Oh no that's gonna be creepy * writes 69 and deletes it quickly*"

    Cozmo77837 B.KCozmo77837 B.K11 päivää sitten
  • 1:52 Вау я удивлена, ты застал меня врасплох

    Светлана ЗолотухинаСветлана Золотухина11 päivää sitten
  • My roast: No wonder you single😂the way you slide into people's DMs. It needs work

    Psychotic CoconutPsychotic Coconut11 päivää sitten
  • I am the only one who is adoring Dr. Mike's smile? 😆

    Andrea WAndrea W11 päivää sitten
  • Bro this guy don't curse and isn't toxic AND CAN TAKE A JOKE! That's THE BEST THING ABOUT DOCTOR MIKE

    Marwa IrfanMarwa Irfan11 päivää sitten
  • When your house is a mile away from the highway 😂.

    dawnafultondawnafulton11 päivää sitten
  • Hes not an accident. Hes saved many lives

    Philip KaiserPhilip Kaiser11 päivää sitten
  • Jerry wasn't up to the task hahaha

    Conscious CommitmentConscious Commitment11 päivää sitten
  • to be honest i never noticed your ✨thighs✨ until you mentioned it in videos

  • Dr Mike. If most accidents happen within 1 mile of your home, maybe you should move.

    Par GolfPar Golf11 päivää sitten
  • The first one is unoriginal and has been used many times...

    HCHC11 päivää sitten
  • The only reason you wear shirts so tight is because you crave physical intimacy.

    miss Anie Bananiemiss Anie Bananie11 päivää sitten
  • The last part of this episode was like an episode of " Catfish"

    NatalieNatalie12 päivää sitten
  • 2:36 for some reason this laugh just made me fall in love with you 😂😂

    MoinmoinMoinmoin12 päivää sitten
  • 1:50 and it was at this moment zarlashtkm got russian'd

    veldora rimuru tempestveldora rimuru tempest12 päivää sitten
  • How the hell does he look better with a black shirt.... After i shower i look worst 👀

    Pamela GuerreroPamela Guerrero12 päivää sitten
  • Wow, my family and I were helped out a lot by the red cross, its cool to see that people donate to them.

    Mandy StockMandy Stock12 päivää sitten
  • Он говорит по русскиии. Аааааааааа, просто краш на все времена!!!! I love you so much!!❤️

    Давид ГайтукиевДавид Гайтукиев12 päivää sitten
  • Some are jus plain bland copy pastes

    Lucifer MorningstarLucifer Morningstar12 päivää sitten
  • Doctor Mike: gets dogs Me :he's a Docter Me realizing :that he's a Docter who doesn't need protection cause if he gets hurt he know what to do

    mohammad khattabmohammad khattab13 päivää sitten
  • Unless you backtracked you spelled “too” wrong in your message 😂

    Brian KlingenfusBrian Klingenfus13 päivää sitten
  • Could you have a collab with Doc. Nassif and Doc. Dubrow from BOTCHED. 😊

    MariettaMarietta13 päivää sitten
  • Your mom is so fat thanos hadda full on clap

    Sasuke SamuraiSasuke Samurai13 päivää sitten
  • Poor Dr. Mike but he aint Sakura with her huge forehead

    Demon LullabyDemon Lullaby13 päivää sitten
  • wow thats cool he acc remembered russian

    Sasha IsheninSasha Ishenin14 päivää sitten
  • 2:00 was from dork diaries and the first roast was from a vine or something

    HuffleBuddi UuUHuffleBuddi UuU14 päivää sitten
  • Did no one notice that Docter Mike liked his own comment

    Preethika ReddyPreethika Reddy14 päivää sitten
  • Dr.mike: but it makes sense. NO IT DOESN'T

    Ky'lee's YouTube channelKy'lee's YouTube channel14 päivää sitten
  • How long till you get covid cuze your a doctor right?

    Char DChar D14 päivää sitten
  • Are we just gonna ignore the "Why doesn't your blood clot when you're asleep?" DM....? 😂🤣

    PicklenuggetsPicklenuggets14 päivää sitten
    • Now I wanna know

      PicklenuggetsPicklenuggets14 päivää sitten
  • I feel like other than maybe generally being busy (which is annoying) you are probably a decent guy but I do enjoy watching your videos. I wouldn't even be comfortable roasting you but the old toothbrush comparison to your hair was a good one. Thanks for the entertainment!

    Cierra CondraCierra Condra14 päivää sitten
  • Why you laughing at "you're a dentist" is it bad or smthing ?

    BBT TvBBT Tv15 päivää sitten
  • Did anyone see he found a match on furbo

    Yolk gamingYolk gaming15 päivää sitten
  • I feeeel like... there’s nothing wrong with washing your hands after a shower. 😬

    Gabrielle FlewellingGabrielle Flewelling15 päivää sitten
  • bruh that inbred one was GOLD it should've made the list

    aml horsegirlaml horsegirl15 päivää sitten
  • 1:51

    Tejas BaradeTejas Barade15 päivää sitten
  • The picture of you and your dog Roxy made me sad. It’s a beautiful picture ... beautiful, beautiful dog 😍

    Thaneth RqThaneth Rq15 päivää sitten
  • I finally found a good doctor shes a lot like you we need more of yall. I'm agoraphobic but i feel safe heard and cared about. THANKS FOR BEING YOU!

    Keight TrinityKeight Trinity15 päivää sitten
  • I did that once in elementary school I said aren’t we going to have homework today but lucky the teacher didn’t hear me and asked what I said so I asked can I go to the bathroom and got bitched at by the students for the rest of the year

    Wesleys TarantulasWesleys Tarantulas15 päivää sitten
  • I want him to read thirst comments!

    ChristinChristin15 päivää sitten
  • *typing you* typed 69 insted

    Nathanael NicholeNathanael Nichole15 päivää sitten
  • Just trying to make a roast U should go walk in a puddle with socks on

    lily vuonglily vuong15 päivää sitten
  • The one that makes me think is when someone said "you look like the type of guy who washes their hands after a shower" because I do wash my hands but that's after I touch the door. Like why are they inferring?

    Josefa DeepJosefa Deep15 päivää sitten
  • I seek Russian too (привет)

    ShadytendroShadytendro15 päivää sitten